Prince Harry finally gets a hot girl!

We're talking about a dog.

Donate for the Corgis Corgis are a dog that's small I think; I also don't know dogs. Guess what: Prince Harry does not have a partner, that's the joke.
A Desperate Plea

From the unfortunate Corgi herself, Crackers

"Please help me. The royal family has been holding me hostage. My only ally on the inside is Prince Harry, but he is impotent to help on his own. Please pay for my freedom."

 10 LABEL DOGSRULE
 20 PUTS >> SAVE CORGIS
 30 PRINT HELLO WORLD
 40 # THIS IS CODE
 50 GOTO DOGSRULE
 
Are you donating yet?

This pup doesn't have the time to wait.

The Royal Family, as it turns out, is the largest landholder in the United Kingdom. In that regard, they are actually pretty important. It would turn out.

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Shout Out To South Carolina

“They call South Carolina _The Sunshine State_, and this website was made in South Carolina.”

Also, South Carolina grows more peaches than that poser Georgia. It's all they talk about.

Bing.com, on Prince Harry's Corgi Charity

No Technical Difficulties

Unlike this show!

Corgis Are Slow

The plan is to buy a motorcycle and drive through the night. (The Corgi will be wearing those steampunk goggles in the sidecar)

Twitter Caused Trump

Evan Williams says he's ashamed, but you don't see him giving back his blood money.

The Wifi is Great in this Theater

Thank God, because this show is soooooooo boring (JK I LOVE CODE!)

Wheel Legs Would Help

Corgi Legs are just tiny, which is why the plan involves the motorcycle.

Meme University

Was a completely improvised bit that went way too far.

How Much You Wanna Pay?

Pick a sponsorship that works right for you

Small Dog

Is that the best that you can do?

Large Dog

Everybody knows you could afford more.

Prince Harry

He's actually not that rich, due to progeniture!

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